Sometimes I Write

I sort of look at bumper stickers like I do church signs. I don’t get the point. How can you sum up your life’s philosophy in ten words or less so that everyone who reads it will know where you’re coming from and understand? It’s definitely a cheap way to advertise, sort of like seeing the christian fish symbol makes you assume that the occupants are followers of Christ. Do you ever get irritated when these people cut you off in traffic and think, “And you call yourself a Christian?!” HaHa I have to admit, I’ve been there.

I got irritated the day I saw a sticker of the Calvin character peeing on everything from the Ford symbol to bin Laden. How disrespectful is that??? How about the sticker that says, “My other car is a broom” or ” They finally found someone who can do the job of 5 men…one woman”. Shouldn’t stupidity like that be kept in the brain and not shared with the world? We laugh at the dumbest things sometimes!

When I worked for the USPS, my brother sent me two bumper stickers for my car:
“Guns don’t kill people…postal workers do” And, “Back off…I’m a postal worker”. Stinker! Somehow I never got around to putting them on my car. I haven’t seen as many vehicles with bumper stickers here in Colorado as I did in Indy or Wichita. Who knows what that means…